Competitors are already going after the iPhone to show it’s flaws. First one out of the gate: Our good friends down in Westwood: Helio.

don’t worry, pal, I don’ t think these people were going to contribute too much to American innovation in the first place. Their logic circuits are obviously not wired properly so I doubt the loss of their productivity was going to grind our GNP to a halt. So I have to wait an extra minute to get my Big Mac at the drive-through window tonight…big deal… Now, where you dig up $600 on a burger flipping salary is another issue altogether. I wonder how many teen mom’s are skipping formula for a few weeks to watch skateboarding dogs on their cell phone…

Keep in mind Cheney assured us early on that he was “very proud to be involved with Halliburton, nothing to hide”

This starts off slow (sob stories) but the second half is insane. The most horrifying image for me had to be the mile-long chow line and the bullet riddled sides of the mess-hall.

watch it here

So I’m watching bicentennial man. I like the opening credits… The guy is getting delivered to the family’s house and the first thing I think is “wow, that is some awesome stained glass on the door”…then I realize ….it’s the Gamble House in Pasadena. I went there with my parents just six months ago.

I just bought four new pairs of shoes for less than the price of looking absolutely ridiculous

Further evidence of our failing educational system, and our booming teen marketing machine economy.