Just get a goddamned sweater, you idiots!
I’m going to make a competing product called “snuggie complete.” It’ll be marketed as “does your back get cold when using your snuggie? – well get the Snuggie Complete!” …and it’ll be a sweater.
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On Saturday we woke up dark and early before the sun in order to catch our Uber to LAX before 7am. We were flying southwest and had checked in the day before right at the buzzer, the instant we were allowed to, but still ended up in C group. When we finally lined up we […]
Our train arrived in Paris after sunset and we tried to use the “easy” subway system we experienced in London and Brussels but were quickly stymied by a glitchy machine that wouldn’t keep English selected past the initial screen. Kind of a problem for figuring out what to buy. Belgium even had a guy walking […]
We reached Brussels before sunset, perfect for checking out the Bourse Christmas Market. We’d picked the right lodging in some ways and the worst in others. The hotel was right next to the market and the hub of the city, but it was also somehow very loud at night with clanging and banging and strange […]
The worst part is that it appears to be made of recycled dryer lint. It should be pink and come with ears and feet.
I told my husband that if the Snuggie company was really smart they would start selling Snuggies with college team logos for cold football games. They’d make a fortune.
Don’t those snuggies remind you of something you’d see a monk wearing? Or, maybe Jedi robes.
I was thinking vulcans