{"id":1226,"date":"2009-07-21T16:28:51","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T00:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2009-07-20T14:32:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T22:32:14","slug":"one-day-but-not-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=1226","title":{"rendered":"one day, but not soon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day in the future, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/weakling_president_asks\" target=\"_blank\">this <\/a>will be indiscipherable from the &#8220;real&#8221; opinions about the events of the day.\u00a0 When it boils down to it, this is exactly the actual factual reporting of what happened.\u00a0 And no, I&#8217;m not sarcastic.\u00a0 That is why it is &#8220;funny,&#8221; because it is completely true.\u00a0 Well, except for the part about Obama actually depending on God to help him with decisions, that would be a more accurate description of a certain Texan that thought &#8220;God wanted&#8221; him to run for President.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day in the future, this will be indiscipherable from the &#8220;real&#8221; opinions about the events of the day.\u00a0 When it boils down to it, this is exactly the actual factual reporting of what happened.\u00a0 And no, I&#8217;m not sarcastic.\u00a0 That is why it is &#8220;funny,&#8221; because it is completely true.\u00a0 Well, except for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1227,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions\/1227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}