{"id":1559,"date":"2009-12-23T07:42:40","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T15:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=1559"},"modified":"2009-12-23T07:42:40","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T15:42:40","slug":"apparently-i-can-get-a-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=1559","title":{"rendered":"apparently I CAN get a break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A break in my vacuum cleaner rubber band.\u00a0 Because that is the break I got when I tried to clean my home preparing for my parents&#8217; visit last night.<\/p>\n<p>Also of note, as I drove to work this morning I noticed no fewer than <strong>eight<\/strong> patrol cars parked across the street by the house that always has a yard sale every weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Note:\u00a0 there are a lot of yards that have items for sale every weekend in LA.\u00a0 This is how naive hipsters fund the drug addictions of the middle aged in our city.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A break in my vacuum cleaner rubber band.\u00a0 Because that is the break I got when I tried to clean my home preparing for my parents&#8217; visit last night. Also of note, as I drove to work this morning I noticed no fewer than eight patrol cars parked across the street by the house that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1559"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1560,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1559\/revisions\/1560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}