{"id":198,"date":"2005-04-27T18:10:36","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T23:10:36","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-04-27T18:10:36","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T23:10:36","slug":"pearls-before-swine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"pearls before swine"},"content":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&ncid=751&e=6&u=\/nm\/20050425\/hl_nm\/food_ads_obesity_dc<\/a><\/p>\n

It is only a matter of time before Marlboro and McDonalds buy their own TV networks to dispute the “lies” about how their products harm people. Honestly…those restaurants should have spent the $600,000 on regular advertising. What kind of dope is going to read this thing (after watching something like SuperSize Me) and think “oh…ok, I WILL start eating more Big Macs now! It must be this damn Budweiser that is making me fat, no…wait, I’m drinking the low calories Bud Light, so that can’t be it…. hmmm…maybe it is the gym membership…yeah I should cancel that”<\/p>\n

In other news:<\/p>\n

Monday night Aaron came home with a swanky new five piece drum set (complete with a full set of five cymbals). Hopefully this will lead to lots of musical collaboration in the near future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&ncid=751&e=6&u=\/nm\/20050425\/hl_nm\/food_ads_obesity_dc It is only a matter of time before Marlboro and McDonalds buy their own TV networks to dispute the “lies” about how their products harm people. Honestly…those restaurants should have spent the $600,000 on regular advertising. What kind of dope is going to read this thing (after watching something like SuperSize Me) and think […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}