{"id":201,"date":"2005-05-20T17:29:09","date_gmt":"2005-05-20T22:29:09","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2005-05-20T17:29:09","modified_gmt":"2005-05-20T22:29:09","slug":"conjoined-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"conjoined twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>does anybody else remember the South Park where the dodgeball team goes to China and nurse Golem has a parade?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3464491.stm\" title=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3464491.stm\">http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3464491.stm<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>does anybody else remember the South Park where the dodgeball team goes to China and nurse Golem has a parade? http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3464491.stm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}