{"id":302,"date":"2006-09-12T12:48:57","date_gmt":"2006-09-12T17:48:57","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-09-12T12:48:57","modified_gmt":"2006-09-12T17:48:57","slug":"im-retarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m retarded"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so apparently I\u2019m not all that bright.  I bought two big boxes of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.northerngold.com\/ng_us_raspberry-blueberry.htm\" title=\"granola cereal\">granola cereal<\/a> this weekend.  I checked the ingredients as I always do to make sure there were no nuts.  <\/p>\n<p>About ten minutes ago my head started hurting.  My joints felt funny and I started having pain behind my rear jaw and in my chest.  I\u2019m feeling a little light headed (still) and I feel like my pulse is quicker.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the cereal box.  Sure enough \u2013 &#8220;almond powder.&#8221;  How did I miss that?   I suppose one slip up in 25 years is okay \u2013 thank god it wasn\u2019t peanuts!  Okay, so now I have an answer for those people that say \u201cbut are you sure you\u2019re STILL allergic to nuts?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I feel like crap right now and I finished eating about half an hour ago.  This can\u2019t be a coincidence.   Looks like somebody here at the office is going to take home a free box of cereal today\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>That is what I get for trying to eat healthy &#8211; I won&#8217;t make that mistake again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so apparently I\u2019m not all that bright. I bought two big boxes of granola cereal this weekend. I checked the ingredients as I always do to make sure there were no nuts. About ten minutes ago my head started hurting. My joints felt funny and I started having pain behind my rear jaw and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}