{"id":325,"date":"2006-12-15T03:42:10","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T08:42:10","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2006-12-15T03:42:10","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T08:42:10","slug":"the-wit-and-wisdom-of-jerry-seinfeld","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"the wit and wisdom of Jerry Seinfeld"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on some freelance work tonight and I had Seinfeld on in the background.  It was the fat wallet episode.  I happened to glance over at just the right time and hear Jerry say something that I want to say to EVERY WOMAN ON MATCH.COM WHO TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES TO DANCE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The scene begins with Jerry meeting his current girlfriend, Keri, on the street to go somewhere together&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Jerry: All set. I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m going dancing.<\/p>\n<p>Keri: You don&#8217;t go that often?<\/p>\n<p>Jerry: No, because it&#8217;s so stupid. Shall we?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure a comment like that would get nixed on today&#8217;s sitcoms.  Jerry and Larry (David) slid a LOT of important social commentary into that show.  A sad world when reruns from ten years ago show more balls than current entertainment options.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, dancing, as we know it as adults (not counting &#8220;serious&#8221; dancing like ballroom, salsa, etc.) is STUPID.  Yes, girls, it is STUPID and no man actually enjoys it.  Men only &#8220;go dancing&#8221; or &#8220;clubbing&#8221; as my generation prefers to call it to check out the narcissistic women that go there for attention (c&#8217;mon girls &#8211; if there were no men in those clubs pawing at you you would never go &#8211; admit it&#8230;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on some freelance work tonight and I had Seinfeld on in the background. It was the fat wallet episode. I happened to glance over at just the right time and hear Jerry say something that I want to say to EVERY WOMAN ON MATCH.COM WHO TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES TO [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}