{"id":388,"date":"2007-06-29T19:14:17","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T00:14:17","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-06-29T19:14:17","modified_gmt":"2007-06-30T00:14:17","slug":"idumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"idumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/images\/2\/daily\/intel\/07\/06\/29_theiphoneline_lg.jpg\" width=560 height=375 border=0 alt=''><\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t worry, pal, I don&#8217; t think <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livedigitally.com\/2007\/06\/29\/iphone-lines-cost-us-over-10-years-of-productivity\/\" title=\"these people\">these people<\/a> were going to contribute too much to American innovation in the first place.  Their logic circuits are obviously not wired properly so I doubt the loss of their productivity was going to grind our GNP to a halt.  So I have to wait an extra minute to get my Big Mac at the drive-through window tonight&#8230;big deal&#8230;  Now, where you dig up $600 on a burger flipping salary is another issue altogether.  I wonder how many teen mom&#8217;s are skipping formula for a few weeks to watch skateboarding dogs on their cell phone&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>don&#8217;t worry, pal, I don&#8217; t think these people were going to contribute too much to American innovation in the first place. Their logic circuits are obviously not wired properly so I doubt the loss of their productivity was going to grind our GNP to a halt. So I have to wait an extra minute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}