{"id":479,"date":"2008-05-08T01:55:37","date_gmt":"2008-05-08T06:55:37","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-05-08T01:55:37","modified_gmt":"2008-05-08T06:55:37","slug":"this-will-not-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"this will not work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled upon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.peta.org\/mc\/NewsItem.asp?id=11306\" title=\"this\">this<\/a> last night.<\/p>\n<p>Why does PETA not realize that if we no longer need to keep real animals to slaughter &#8211; we won&#8217;t keep the real animals at all?  Farmers aren&#8217;t going to keep hundreds of cows around&#8230;for fun&#8230;   Lab grown meat will decrease the animal population even more&#8230; so PETA, would you rather have animals born and raised for our consumption &#8211; or just not born?  <\/p>\n<p>Actually, this works perfectly since the new demand for ethanol is leading to a corn crop scarcity&#8230; we can just use the empty animal fields to grow more corn!  Thank you PETA, now I can eat a steak AND drive an SUV without feeling guilty!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I stumbled upon this last night. Why does PETA not realize that if we no longer need to keep real animals to slaughter &#8211; we won&#8217;t keep the real animals at all? Farmers aren&#8217;t going to keep hundreds of cows around&#8230;for fun&#8230; Lab grown meat will decrease the animal population even more&#8230; so PETA, would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}