{"id":496,"date":"2008-06-21T20:25:02","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T01:25:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-06-21T20:25:02","modified_gmt":"2008-06-22T01:25:02","slug":"stupid-bill-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"stupid bill gates"},"content":{"rendered":"

I uploaded all the new files for Longimage.com<\/a> today for testing. I discovered quite a few things I need to fix (like an errant image that likes to disappear from where it should be and reappear up at the top). However, when I open up the pages in dreamweaver (MX) and click anywhere in the GUI or HTML views a “fatal exception occurs” and the program shuts down. I already knew that dreamweaver MX doesn’t work well in Vista – and Adobe was thoughtful enough to not provide any updates. Of course I didn’t know about this when I purchased Creative Suite without the new dreamweaver (thinking MX would work just fine). <\/p>\n

So, now I suppose I’ll have to toy around in the actual HTML by editing in the control panel on my server…. which is not fun – and can have disastrous effects if you hit one wrong key.<\/p>\n

I’m watching Southland Tales while all this is going down and…boy… is this bad. I mean, it really is…really… bad. I’m less than halfway through and I’m not even sure if I can finish it (even though I’ve nothing else to do today). I didn’t know the whole 1996 cast of Saturday Night Live was going to be in this movie… as well as John Larroquette…Jon Lovitz…and half the cast of I Know What You did Last Summer (or whatever teen movie Sean William Scott, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Mandy Moore “starred” in).<\/p>\n

Oh, right, and Justin Timberlake narrates. OH! and Booger from revenge of the nerds and the little scary lady from Poltergeist (even holding a crystal ball at one point and making a prediction) keep popping up. Further surprising cameos include:
\nBai Ling as…who knows what…she is just standing around
\nKevin Smith with no legs
\nNora Dunn
\nMiranda Richardson
\nJaneane Garofalo
\nand even Highlander himself Christopher Lambert as a street arms dealer<\/p>\n

I keep thinking “this movie is so bad – but the music is pretty good” – turns out Moby did the entire soundtrack (except for that Muse song I heard a minute ago).<\/p>\n

It seems to be raining a lot in this movie – which doesn’t really happen a lot in the real Southland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I uploaded all the new files for Longimage.com today for testing. I discovered quite a few things I need to fix (like an errant image that likes to disappear from where it should be and reappear up at the top). However, when I open up the pages in dreamweaver (MX) and click anywhere in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}