{"id":649,"date":"2008-12-01T22:54:58","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T03:54:58","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-12-01T22:54:58","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T03:54:58","slug":"it-had-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=649","title":{"rendered":"it had to happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. kissyface fish (otherwise known as an algea eater) started eating the scales of the last remaining goldfish &#8211; and today Mr. Calico Goldfish was dead.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting rid of the ugly one and just keeping one fancy goldfish&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and yes, I&#8217;ve been putting algea discs in the tank this whole time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. kissyface fish (otherwise known as an algea eater) started eating the scales of the last remaining goldfish &#8211; and today Mr. Calico Goldfish was dead. I&#8217;m getting rid of the ugly one and just keeping one fancy goldfish&#8230; and yes, I&#8217;ve been putting algea discs in the tank this whole time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}