{"id":650,"date":"2008-12-04T01:41:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T06:41:19","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-12-04T01:41:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T06:41:19","slug":"ummm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"ummm"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently I take okay photographs…but create kinda subpar abstract paintings<\/a>. If you don’t agree watch my video…<\/p>\n

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(might have to wait for it to load – be patient…and apparently this doesn’t work on all browsers… so if you don’t see anything (or some code) just go to the site and find his video)<\/p>\n

When was this video shot because I don’t remember having a nice studio like this…<\/p>\n

“to be in the awkwardness as you’re making the awkwardness”<\/p>\n

I think we can all agree that was a whole blob of awkwardness….<\/p>\n

oh god, and he even uses that gothic font for his name that I used to use on my own website\/s. (shudder)<\/p>\n

All this is just motivation for me to get back to painting again… Kinda weird competing against myself, a whole new level of pressure!<\/p>\n

apparently I also suck at skateboarding…<\/p>\n

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It only gets worse from there folks. As John Stewart would say – I’m also a giant douchebag<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I know.. I’ll just call myself Lorenz! Lorenz Fine Art… yeah!<\/p>\n

dammit!<\/a> (at least this is good stuff though, eh?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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