{"id":721,"date":"2009-01-29T12:09:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T20:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=721"},"modified":"2009-01-29T12:12:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T20:12:18","slug":"snuggie-selling-like-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Snuggie Selling Like Mad!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/adage.com\/article?article_id=134080\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2xZp-GLMMJ0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2xZp-GLMMJ0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just get a goddamned sweater, you idiots! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to make a competing product called &#8220;snuggie complete.&#8221;  It&#8217;ll be marketed as &#8220;does your back get cold when using your snuggie?  &#8211; well get the Snuggie Complete!&#8221; &#8230;and it&#8217;ll be a sweater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just get a goddamned sweater, you idiots! I&#8217;m going to make a competing product called &#8220;snuggie complete.&#8221; It&#8217;ll be marketed as &#8220;does your back get cold when using your snuggie? &#8211; well get the Snuggie Complete!&#8221; &#8230;and it&#8217;ll be a sweater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":724,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}