{"id":768,"date":"2009-02-07T06:55:35","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T14:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=768"},"modified":"2009-02-05T13:13:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:13:42","slug":"ex-communicated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/?p=768","title":{"rendered":"ex-communicated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com\/product\/ex-homosexual\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"ex-homo\" src=\"http:\/\/bigcartel.com\/accounts\/1\/39107\/1520029\/300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a>\u00a0Curiously, these shirts are not offered in men&#8217;s sizes.\u00a0 I guess the male homos are harder to cure?\u00a0 This company should have <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ted_Haggard\" target=\"_blank\">Ted Haggard<\/a> wear one when he goes on TV next&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Better yet, they could make ones that say &#8220;ex-christian&#8221; and give them out to all the victims of sexual abuse by the catholic church&#8230;..\u00a0 I&#8217;m sure there are more of THOSE customers anyway.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com\/product\/ex-hypocrite-women\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"lil wayne\" src=\"http:\/\/bigcartel.com\/accounts\/1\/39107\/1520021\/300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"251\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The caption on the site for this one is priceless:<\/p>\n<p><em>Getting drunk saturday night and singing in the choir sunday morning. Lil&#8217; Wayne on our ipods while shouting amen during the semon (sic). At one time we thought we were cool and ok with God then he woke us up and showed us that we were a hypocrite (sic).<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hypocrites huh?\u00a0 Don&#8217;t make me bring up <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalcrooks.blogspot.com\/2009\/01\/ted-haggard-homosexual-hypocrite-and.html\" target=\"_blank\">Teddy boy<\/a> again.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, I doubt Apple appreciates the free press here.\u00a0 Does anyone else think the first two sentences are worded like they fit In a\u00a0 Lil&#8217; Wayne song (not\u00a0just due to the lack of proper grammar throughout)?\u00a0 Which would be fitting, since, you know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/02\/26\/arts\/music\/26wayn.html?_r=3&amp;oref=slogin&amp;oref=slogin\" target=\"_blank\">Lil Wayne <strong>IS <\/strong>a christian<\/a>&#8230;.\u00a0\u00a0 (jeez, maybe these guys don&#8217;t actually know what Hypocrite means, I mean it DOES sound like one of those old timey words, right? Like Apostle or Potentate or Salmonella&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Curiously, these shirts are not offered in men&#8217;s sizes.\u00a0 I guess the male homos are harder to cure?\u00a0 This company should have Ted Haggard wear one when he goes on TV next&#8230; Better yet, they could make ones that say &#8220;ex-christian&#8221; and give them out to all the victims of sexual abuse by the catholic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":99,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/99"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":772,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions\/772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.andrewlorenzlong.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}