christmas trip
(photos of just about everything I’ve described can be downloaded here) On December 22nd my parents made the long bird hop from Columbus Ohio to Burbank California to visit their most westward (if not wayward) son. I picked them up at noon and we headed to Long Beach after eating an impromptu round of burritos […]
american spinal tap?
As I was working on some freelance projects last night I had KCAL 9 on in the background. I hear a slightly weird song in a commercial. I then realize …hey…thats a spinal tap song…isn’t it? Sure enough, American Express for some strange reason decided to use the song “Gimme Some Money” in a new […]
oops
I thought I’d put up a happy birthday to my dad last week – apparently I just bitched about how stupid dancing is… Sorry about that… happy belated birthday, dad.
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Two quick notes #1 Happy Birthday to Aunt Lois, who is one of the few who actually reads this thing. #2 I am now certified by the American Heart Association through 2008 to administer CPR and other basic life saving skills
the wit and wisdom of Jerry Seinfeld
I was working on some freelance work tonight and I had Seinfeld on in the background. It was the fat wallet episode. I happened to glance over at just the right time and hear Jerry say something that I want to say to EVERY WOMAN ON MATCH.COM WHO TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES TO […]
From the land of Strongbadia
Best Montage Ever!
disambuigation amputation and consternation
Way back in the “good old days” I was getting sick about once a month. Like clockwork. As soon as I started picking up the pieces after the Hurricane came through, started eating solid food, and taking vitamins again I didn’t get sick. For eight months I ate right, slept right, and breathed right (I […]
breaking news!
Snoop Dogg was arrested just down the street from me at 7:35 tonight after performing on the Tonight Show …..which is also down the street from me…. which I guess means big stars are down the street from me all the time…..and I suppose they are at Warner Brothers’ studios a lot….which is across the […]
website
okay, ALL the images work in the art gallery now. Also – those five phantom images at the bottom are gone. The history page doesn’t have a pop-up anymore and the link to the last version of this site is corrected. I went to look at the blog’s menu problems… if you guys will load […]