don’t worry, pal, I don’ t think these people were going to contribute too much to American innovation in the first place. Their logic circuits are obviously not wired properly so I doubt the loss of their productivity was going to grind our GNP to a halt. So I have to wait an extra minute to get my Big Mac at the drive-through window tonight…big deal… Now, where you dig up $600 on a burger flipping salary is another issue altogether. I wonder how many teen mom’s are skipping formula for a few weeks to watch skateboarding dogs on their cell phone…
Parents probably forgot to tell them about pet rocks. A.T. & T. rolls on.