Just get a goddamned sweater, you idiots!
I’m going to make a competing product called “snuggie complete.” It’ll be marketed as “does your back get cold when using your snuggie? – well get the Snuggie Complete!” …and it’ll be a sweater.
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The worst part is that it appears to be made of recycled dryer lint. It should be pink and come with ears and feet.
I told my husband that if the Snuggie company was really smart they would start selling Snuggies with college team logos for cold football games. They’d make a fortune.
Don’t those snuggies remind you of something you’d see a monk wearing? Or, maybe Jedi robes.
I was thinking vulcans