On Saturday I might have been stuck at the dealership for the rest of my life if Sam hadn’t picked me up. She took me to costco (she has a membership) where I ate something for the first time in 7 or 8 hours – costco pizza! For those of you who don’t know, Costco […]
glug glug
On Friday night as I was driving from the gym to the art store (I needed to pick up transfer paper so I can do away with the inefficient “grid” method I’ve been doing) I heard a faint gurgling bubbling noise. When I was only a few blocks from home my car flashed the dash […]
We are in the dark
Whether the flag wavers are phony patriots or real matters not. The very concept of patriotism is what is preventing our species from moving forward as a civilization. Every day I see a new reason to believe I was born 200 years too soon. Patriots are chained to ideas out of fear. The fear […]
who am I, oh great internet?
Sometimes the simplest truths are the most profound. I asked the internet today what job I should have (I’ll leave it up to you to jump to conclusions here on why I spend my “free time” thinking about jobs). Here are the results (my comments in red, things I disagree with crossed out, bold emphasis, […]
what?
I was on my way to the kitchen at the office today to get my water bottle and I saw a middle aged woman in a dour green winter coat coming through the front door. She looked rather haggard, with long untreated dirty blond hair and a pained face. We don’t have a receptionist at that door. It usually […]
the rose bowl
Before one more person from Ohio asks me if I’m going to the Rose Bowl I’d like to share my coworker’s story… He asked me this morning if I was going, to which I gave the usual reply “I can’t afford $500 tickets.” He informed me that I was lowballing it, because he just talked […]
deep diver
When I bought all the pieces of wood a few weeks ago I bought one that was really thin. 5.5″x24″ to be exact. I had many ideas about how to use this space, but eventually each one proved to not be a good fit, I just couldn’t make any compositions work in that frame. Then […]
octopus attack
I fiddled with this idea about an octopus attacking a guy underwater for a long time. I finally decided to try it out on one of the long pieces of wood I bought a few weeks ago. First though, I took all the sketches from my sketchbook and tried to combine them and bring in […]
brain wiz
Fox Sports West just honored a USC player with their “brain wiz” segment during the halftime of the UCLA/USC game. The smartest player on USC’s squad has an amazing…. wait for it… 2.9 GPA.
Eczema sucks
Years ago, when I was working at CardSupply, my fingers on my right hand started getting weird. The skin would blister, dry out and crack. At first I thought it must be from handling paper all day. However, more than five years later, it is still here. I’ve tried various remedies, even saw a doctor […]