A break in my vacuum cleaner rubber band. Because that is the break I got when I tried to clean my home preparing for my parents’ visit last night.
Also of note, as I drove to work this morning I noticed no fewer than eight patrol cars parked across the street by the house that always has a yard sale every weekend.
Note: there are a lot of yards that have items for sale every weekend in LA. This is how naive hipsters fund the drug addictions of the middle aged in our city.