Just get a goddamned sweater, you idiots! I’m going to make a competing product called “snuggie complete.” It’ll be marketed as “does your back get cold when using your snuggie? – well get the Snuggie Complete!” …and it’ll be a sweater.
Just now I received a fairly hilarious phone call from a very friendly Texas resident. He had what seemed like a very strange request. He asked me for the character that results in pressing shift on a keyboard and pressing a few numeric keys (i.e. 4 = $). Turns out old Byron was having to […]
Failure
There has been a new internet meme (look it up!) going on for a few months now called “FAIL” – this goes along with Pwned and other similar things (although “FAIL” seems to be a bit more universally understandable). I found this great “FAIL” site today. Enjoy….
these marketing folks know me so well!
Senate okays digital TV transition delay to June 12th
So lets review… We’re in the worst economic recession in well, a long long time. Most say it’ll get worse before it gets better. And what are our leaders concerned about? “Oh my gosh, people too cheap to pay $30 a month for basic cable might not […]
This is probably turning out to be my favorite Does it Offend You, Yeah song. Some of the songs on this album have a great 80s vibe to them – like if the synth sound of the 80s never happened and Mr. Moog started doing his thing a little later. I have to say this […]
little, yellow, different
So, things look a little different around here, don’t they? I didn’t post for a week because I was having a professional coder switch over my entire blog to a WordPress installation. Oh – and I’m busy studying and working around the clock… that too. So – if you see anything funky let me […]
eclectic
Back when I used to cruise the internets for a date and go on 3 or 4 dates a week I used to hear women describe themselves as having an “eclectic” taste in music. I often chuckled because upon further review their idea of “eclectic” was listening to Jay-Z and then finishing up with Jason […]