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Month: April 2005

pearls before swine

pearls before swine

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&ncid=751&e=6&u=/nm/20050425/hl_nm/food_ads_obesity_dc It is only a matter of time before Marlboro and McDonalds buy their own TV networks to dispute the “lies” about how their products harm people. Honestly…those restaurants should have spent the $600,000 on regular advertising. What kind of dope is going to read this thing (after watching something like SuperSize Me) and think “oh…ok, I WILL start eating more Big Macs now! It must be this damn Budweiser that is making me fat, no…wait, I’m drinking the low…

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attack of the angry production assistants

attack of the angry production assistants

So Sunday night I caught the first few minutes of “Locusts” on CBS. The opening scenes featured Lucy Lawless in little more than a bra. Somehow this made her look even more masculine. Next up was some lab scene that featured a bunch of close-ups of locusts (grasshoppers?). I like bugs, so I watched until the blonde bimbo got attacked. Apparently I should have watched longer I received this email from my dad this morning: If you missed that instant…

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Matthew Lesko would be proud

Matthew Lesko would be proud

ah yes…and who has stock in the companies getting the subsidies?? hmmm… He may be a bumbling speech maker, but Dubya (or Karl and Dick anyway) has to be one of the greatest financial geniuses of all time; convincing the “American public” to support causes putting tax money in his bank account time and time again. Lets see…”I’ll award my buddy Dick’s former company the entire Iraqi oil fields after I used thousands of Americans lives and hundreds of billions…

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ooof, I guess LA has a $360 gullability tax

ooof, I guess LA has a $360 gullability tax

Not this past weekend, but the weekend before that I went down to a beach in San Clemente with Amy. We could only stay for an hour because I didn’t bring enough change for the machine in the parking lot (it was either that or pay $10 for the whole day). Thursday night Byron came down from Edwards. We decided to go down to Ventura Boulevard again to find something to eat. We ended up at Barrone’s (http://www.baronesfamousitalian.com/); a joint…

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